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The Adams Report by JC Adams – March 26 – April 1, 2007
March 26, 2007 | Comments Off
In this latest edition of The Adams Report by JC Adams we’re catching up with various bits and bobs concerning GayPornLand and its denizens. We’ve got the dish on why Benjamin Bradley is hanging out with Perez Hilton…in his undies, Jake Havoc’s really big boat, Mark Dalton’s dalliance with Zeb Atlas and tidbits about newbie Derek Brodie, Tim Hamilton, Kevin Miles, Matthew Rush and Ethan Kage, Max Schutler and Jason Tiya. Plus, Cybersocket thinks we’re infectious! (And that’s a good thing.)
DEPT. OF CORRECTIONS
Last week I wrote about Trevor Knight and his seven recent Grabby Award nominations, the most of any single individual this year, and erroneously noted that his achievement was even more remarkable given he’d never won or even been nominated until this year. Wrong-o. He actually won Hottest Cock last year (and has been nominated again in the same category).
WE’RE “INFECTIOUS” (AND THAT’S GOOD!)
We’ve never been afraid to blow our own horn (ha-ha) and yet somehow I failed to mention the terrific write-up we just got in the latest issue of Cybersocket magazine. Editor Scott Boardman penned a cover story titled “The 20 Sexiest Blogs on the Net” and we clocked in at number seven, just after JasonCurious.com and before ClubJeremyHall.com. “Writer/director and a successful blogger, Adams’ weekly blog is all about the latest porn news in a newspaper-esque layout,” Mr. Boardman wrote. “Definitely the most comprehensive porn blog out on the Internet right now, Adams pays attention to getting detail…this blog is infectious.” Golly, we’re blushing. And that whippersnapper Jason Sechrest better look out for banana peels…
PEREZ & BENJAMIN & ETHAN
Gossipmeister Perez Hilton of PerezHilton.com fame (“Hollywood’s Most-Hated Web Site!”) recently celebrated his 29th birthday with a big party at the Roxy on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood. One of the sponsors was Ginch Gonch underwear and to represent the brand the company sent their newest spokesmodels Ethan Reynolds and boyfriend Benjamin Bradley, both of whom were photo’ed in their skivvies with Mr. Hilton (fully clothed) on the red carpet. Mr. Bradley is a former Rascal Video exclusive who abruptly exited the jizz biz at the height of his fame when he signed that Ginch Gonch modeling contract. His blog was even taken down and now directs visitors to the Ginch Gonch homepage. Meanwhile, he just snagged four Grabby Award nominations and Rascal’s Chi Chi LaRue announced she was “suspending” (their word) Mr. Bradley’s contract to allow him time to explore this new opportunity. GinchGonch.com has more pics of Messrs. Bradley and Reynolds.
STUDIO 2000′s “BIG BOAT”
Studio 2000, for whom I am doing production work, has BIG BOAT in release starring megadonged exclusive Jake Havoc as he embarks on a sex-filled vacation with equally pony-dicked Barrett Long. Other castmates include Christian Owen sensually paired with pup Tory Mason, sultry Marcos David sticking his snaking python into newbie David Gold and tousled blond surferboi-sexy Zackary Ryan giving the pork to Christopher Calix. Another newcomer, Luka Alexander, has his cherry popped by Mr. Havoc. Go big or go home, right? Right. That was a lot of cock to squeeze into such a tight little bum. Studio2000video.com has the specifics.
MARK MEETS ZEB
Over the weekend, tireless agent David Forest sent out a press release to me, and likely the rest of the civilized world, announcing that Marina Pacific has signed Zeb Atlas Productions to a three-picture distribution deal. The first two movies are the recent ZEB ATLAS: A GOD IN PARADISE (just solo stuff) and next month’s MARK MEETS ZEB: THE TEXAS TWO-STEP, his much-hyped pairing with Mark Dalton, plus a third as-yet-untitled production. There’s been a lot of sizzle and no steak (as yet) about the erotic shenanigans going down between Messrs. Atlas and Dalton in MARK MEETS ZEB. However, Mr. Forest notes that Marina Pacific arranged for a contractual guarantee that they would get first crack at a hardcore fuck flick “should Mr. Atlas decide to finally go for the gusto.” That would suggest MARK MEETS ZEB is yet another round of lusciously photographed muscle worship and solo wanking. Hey, that’s not so bad when you look like Zeb Atlas and Mark Dalton. This is not really a complaint. But it’s time to finally put those hot dogs between some buns. ZebAtlas.com, MarkDaltonXXX.com and MarinaPacific.com are the official websites.
PEOPLE ARE TALKING
People are talking about Derek Brodie, the lusciously bubble-butted star of Falcon’s new LONGBOARD. He’s a sleepy-eyed dreamboat with plush lips, California tan and a set of globes you could worship for days. Fans of RandyBlue.com know him better as “Brodie Sinclair.” Check out the relaunched Falcon store at FFalconEntertainment.com for more…
People are talking about the now-shooting LINK: EVOLUTION from Chi Chi LaRue. Seems like everybody’s in this one! I just got a call from the directrix herself. “Kevin Miles is back! We just finished shooting a threeway with Scott Tanner and Blake Riley,” she told me. “That dick is as big as I remember it! Blake Riley will never forget it, either.” No kidding. I bet he’s still walking funny…
People are talking about…Bel Ami heartbreaker Tim Hamilton leaving the Euro-powerhouse to work on the revitalized Falcon International line… Matthew Rush getting back together with Ethan Kage, who has left the skin trade… Bobby Williams returning from a brief hiatus just in time to promote the long-delayed BULLY from publicist-turned-director Jason Sechrest… Adonis Pictures getting back into production after ramping things down for six months or so and releasing Damon Phoenix from his exclusivity contract… Catalina Video is re-releasing their catalog on DVD, but still has no plans to release new product and folks are wondering if the classic studio has shut down for good… Jason Tiya‘s sizzler of a scene with the mononamed Haze in Pitbull Productions‘ RIPPED ‘N READY from director Jalin Fuentes and starring recent GAYVN Performer of the Year Best Newcomer nominee Double R… Raging Stallion exclusive, the broad-shouldered Brazilian (by way of Germany) beauty Max Schutler, whose plush buns get slammed six ways to Sunday in BANG THAT ASS via Michael Brandon‘s Monster Bang label…
2008: OSCARS & GAYVNS
Note to GAYVN producers: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have announced that the 80th Academy Awards will be held on Sunday, February 24 at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood. Now, I do realize that scheduling an awards show is a logistical puzzle and all sorts of variables factor into when and where a circus like the GAYVN Awards can be staged. But guys (especially you straighties), remember that Oscar Day is High Holy Day for most homosexuals. Cross Saturday, February 23, 2008 off your calendars. Love and kisses.
Porn Star Birthdays for March 26 through April 1: Ben Damon, Gordon Lee, Rick Ritter, Troy Walker, John Zorg (March 26); Thom Barron, Damon Ivy, Alex Michaels, Jeff Palmer, Ryan Steele, Jack Stuart (March 27); Alex, Blake Andrews, Hunter James, Evan Kyle, Conrad Maier, Mitch Ray (March 28); Carlos Baxter, Tony Donovan, Aaron Lawrence, Gunnar Nielsen, Marco Rain, Rio, Lex Sabre, Ariel Santos, Mike Slater (March 29); Lazaro Carreras, Sergio Foster, Chris McKenzie, Cliff Parker, Rod Spitfire, Nate Summers, Tygar Would (March 30); Armando, Daniel Avedon, Seth Black, Scott Hardman, Mason Jarr, Joey Landis, Heitor Langoni, Phil Philips, Shane Rollins, Anthony Vega (March 31); Tony Lazzari, Manuel Macko, Galen Maganos, Mondo Moore, Trent Reed (April 1).
J.C. Adams has covered the gay adult entertainment industry since 1995, and has served as the editor of “Inside Porn Magazine,” “Unzipped Monthly” and the Adam Gay Video Directory. In addition to the “Adams Report” weekly gossip and news column, his work has appeared in “Adult Video News,” “Gay Chicago,” “Genre,” “HX” and many other print and online publications. You can reach him at JCAdamsXXX@aol.com
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