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Are YOU the Next Jeff Stryker?
January 22, 2008 | 4 Comments
Channel 1 Releasing and directrix Chi Chi LaRue have officially announced their search for the next Jeff Stryker to topline POWERTOOL 3 for Catalina Video (which Channel 1 recently acquired, of course). Ms. LaRue kicked off “The Search For The Next Powertool Star” last week in Nashville at Club Play, but (ahem…) we told you about it way back in September. “The ideal candidate is not only stunningly handsome and extremely well-endowed, but he must also possess that special charisma and [an] unquenchable sexual appetite,” says the official press squib. I had lunch with Ms. LaRue this past weekend, and she also tells me the new POWERTOOL stud must be “brand new, no film or print work, and no website appearances. I want him pristine so we can dirty him up!” Check CatalinaVideo.com and/or C1R.com for updates or to apply online. Well, what does your power tool look like…?
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I -for one- have never understood the Jeff Strycker hype, he was pretty uninvolved as a performer except for stuffing it in and even then it did nothing to me. OK the body was in pretty good shape but the face was pretty mediocre as well and for some of us size does NOT matter. Guess this is a minority view….
They’re going to have a hard time finding someone who hasn’t done ANYTHING and yet had the body, face and cock comparable to Stryker in his glory days. That’s a tall order. Every kid with an eye towards porn has whipped it out for some amateur site somewhere.
Why does someone have to replace a name? Look for an individual with looks and talent, not resembling someone of the past”
Why does someone have to replace a name? Look for an individual with looks and talent, not resembling someone of the past”