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When I first heard about fart porn, I thought it had to be a damn joke. But, noooo…. I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN is a new fart-fetish fuck flick√¢‚Ǩ‚Äùstarring “super hot jock Joe Fartanello“√¢‚Ǩ‚Äùfrom helmer Toby Ross and the scamps at Big Dik Factory. Actually, that title is a gas (what?). Mr. Ross tells our colleague, Mark Adams (no relation) the movie is not a “fart marathon” and would instead feature “embedded comical fart snippets.” (“Charmed, I’m sure,” sez TheSword). The first few vignettes are available to their website members right this very second, kidlinks. They boast the scenes are “hilarious, hot and controversial!” We’ll be the judge of that, thanks. And, yes, Big Dik Factory is based in the Windy City. Have at it. You know you wanna.


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5 Comments so far

  1. Will on May 6, 2008 11:36 pm

    Aren’t inadvertant farts usually saved for the blooper reel?

  2. josh on May 7, 2008 2:30 am

    all these guys r so sexy. i have just hosted a coming out party and im so proud of myself.

  3. Sinu' on May 7, 2008 7:29 am

    How fetish can you get?

  4. Sinu' on May 7, 2008 7:29 am

    How fetish can you get?

  5. rabbit on the moon on May 7, 2008 11:48 am

    LOL. No comment.

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