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Fresh Meat: Skaterboi Curtis Cash

May 8, 2008 |

Press Release Roundup: Enclosed in yesterday’s press release from David Forest Entertainment about Max Grand returning to XXX were a few snaps of Curtis Cash, a 19-year-old inked-up skaterboi from Oklahoma. The story of how agent David Forest picked up the young cutie is too good to summarize, so here it is in full: “He skateboarded right by me when I was picking up my mail on Sunset Blvd. I shouted at him to slow down. He turned around and came back. He asked me if I was a producer and [if] I could get him into the movies. After a raspberry Smoothie, he was charged up and telling me he’d always wanted to do sex on camera. I told him to give me 30 days and I was sure he’d get his dream.” Per his new agent, Curtis Cash is available for film, print and internet gigs, as well as via the “Meet the Stars” program. It sounds like something out of a John Rechy novel, but Mr. Forest, standing on Sunset, crankily bellowing at a punkish teenaged skaterboi to slow down, and then buying him a Smoothie over promises of erotic stardom, is what this biz used to be all about. [Image © David Forest Entertainment.]


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11 Comments so far

  1. Sinu' on May 8, 2008 11:41 am

    “I just happened to be passing by”, sounds too corny to be true and on Sunset Blvd as well. Is Curtis Cash his real name or is it Norma Desmond, without the chimp?

  2. Will on May 8, 2008 2:32 pm

    It’s more like Lana Turner at Schwabs, minus any trace of glamour.

  3. DeWayne on May 8, 2008 3:25 pm

    A Rasberry Smoothie??? yeah RIGHHHT and taking him back to his Apt for a Quickie on the ole Casting Couch is more like it!

    Cash is a Hustler and Forrest is scraping the bottom of the gutter on Sunset Blvd!

    Still I would pay to see this street trade get porked by say Dempsey Stearns (another bit o trade)

    Now before anyone accuses me of putting down hustlers I always loved the ones William Higgins found on Sunset & Santa Monica and populated his 80’s hits with!

  4. Angel Benton on May 8, 2008 4:09 pm

    Hey hey hey DeWayne, Dempsey Stearns is not trade. He is 100% gay and openly so.

  5. DeWayne on May 8, 2008 4:52 pm

    Angel Dempsey Looks like Trade is all I’m saying yes I know he is gay and I mean it I like the trade look! Little dangerous,surly with lots of tude and when they take it up the Ass what a TURN On!

    Dempsey reminds me so much of those hot Higgens boys and his being gay is a plus means he enjoys his porn career!

    No Offense intended! ;-)

    So get Suite703 to hire Cash with some Cash I would pay to see Dempsey Do the Okie Lad!

    BTW Dempsey and Kirk OMG!
    and your new boy

    Mylo Deren
    Send me some info and I’ll do a whole post about Him I’m in Love!

  6. Will on May 8, 2008 6:13 pm

    Okay, it’s the skater version of Midnight Cowboy. Happy with my casting of Ratso, DeWayne?

  7. DeWayne on May 8, 2008 7:41 pm

    Yeah but what about Joe Buck Will?

    Mylo Deren!

  8. Damon Kruezer on May 8, 2008 8:32 pm

    According to word just received in the Kruezer headquarters direct from Mr. David Forest, I quote:

    “Curtis Cash has already flown the coup”.

    That’s how Mr. Forest spelled it but of course he means “coop”.

    Additional word is that some very large toys were produced for use in his audition.

    Possibly in this case size matters TOO much!

    Bring back Brady Bond I say, that Amerasian kid is sooooo hot! And bottoms like Dempsey Stearns does, i.e. like it’s a challenge.

  9. Will on May 9, 2008 2:12 pm

    An unreliable hustler? What a shocking turn of events.

  10. DeWayne on May 9, 2008 2:22 pm

    Yeah wonder how much David is out for?
    Some Queens never learn ;)

  11. Albert on May 9, 2008 9:29 pm

    For DeWayne on 9 May.
    Happy Birthday Partner!

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