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AMG Brasil Tells a Dirty Joke

May 13, 2008 |

AMG Brasil director-CEO Dennis Bell has announced the winners of their recent “Poke ‘n Joke” dirty joke contest and giveaway, tied to the release of CARNAVAL. In that film, Anderson Alves, Max Kairon and Ricardo Onça perpetrate a threesome dressed as a duck, a gorilla and George W. Bush. No, I’m not kidding. “We wanted to see how dirty our customers could be,” Mr. Bell sez in the press release. “I guess we wanted to see if they were funny, too, but we were mostly interested in seeing just how filthy they could be. As it turns out…some of the jokes were downright depraved.” Yeah, there’s a shocker. The first-placer received the entire 13-DVD AMG Brasil catalog and other goodies. Click here for the winning jokes…

THIRD PLACE JOKE
Suggested graffiti for restroom walls: “If you voted for George Bush, you can’t shit here—your asshole is in Washington.”

SECOND PLACE JOKE
Bush and Cheney go to a DC diner for lunch. When they’ve finished looking over hte menu, a waitress approaches to take their order.

“Mr. President, what can I get for you today” she asks.

Bush says, “I’d like a quickie.”

“A quickie?! Sir, I don’t think that’s a good idea,” she replies. “I’ll come back when you’re ready to order from the menu.”

Cheney leans over to Bush and says, “It’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”

FIRST PLACE JOKE
George and Laura Bush are looking to spice up their sex life and buy a pack of flavored condoms. George blindfolds Laura and says, “I’m gonna put one of these suckers on, then you slob the knob and guess the flavor.”

Laura immediately slurps up his cock and yells, “Blue Cheese!”

Dubya pulls out and replies, “I ain’t even put the damn thing on yet!”


Comments

4 Comments so far

  1. Will on May 13, 2008 2:24 pm

    Ummmm. . .where are the duck and the gorilla? These are just amusing but standard Dubya jokes.

  2. Anonymous on May 13, 2008 3:07 pm

    Where are the depraved ones? They should publish the top 20 or something. I’ve heard the quiche joke already.

  3. Sinu' on May 14, 2008 4:16 am

    Menage a trois!

  4. matt norris on May 14, 2008 6:58 am

    these guys are fuckin hot

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