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“That’s One Tasty Hole!”

May 13, 2008 |

Following the new Tom of Finland fragrance—and to say nothing of COLT’s line of branded clothing and knick-knacks—Christopher Hull, CEO of The French Connection, has invented a backdoor deodorant called (natch) Butt Pirate. Gotta love it! They’re billing it as “an intimate deodorant, natural moisterizer and all-around fun product for the bottom connoisseur.” Better yet, it is available in Chocolate, Strawberry and Vanilla flavors (”That’s One Tasty Hole!” is the hilarious tagline. “I’m hoping we come out with Banana soon,” chirped their press rep when I called to confirm a few details). Better still, it’s “vegan-friendly and uses all-natural organic ingredients.” Cheers.


Comments

6 Comments so far

  1. Mark on May 13, 2008 8:17 pm

    Hmmm…I don’t know about licking chocolate out of the butthole…

  2. Will on May 13, 2008 9:16 pm

    Okay, this ia a joke, right?

  3. JC Adams on May 13, 2008 9:42 pm

    Nope, not a joke. I had the same thought. That’s why I called ‘em to verify.

    Regards,
    JCA

  4. V.J. on May 13, 2008 9:57 pm

    LOL!!! I think it is great!
    Too twisted! :)

  5. Will on May 13, 2008 10:13 pm

    JCA - I don’t envy you making that call. . .

  6. Sinu' on May 14, 2008 4:14 am

    A hole in one?

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