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Sex Toy Helps Save Mother Earth

July 1, 2008 | 6 Comments

Press Release Roundup: Blissbox Toys has announced a new product designed to stimulate your erogenous zones and help our beleaguered environment at the same time. The ECO Dildo (click here) is made from handcrafted and polished wood. “While oil prices continue rocketing to new heights,” reads the press squib, “the ECO Dildo is made from natural and sustainable materials, rather than plastic, so your pleasure will never end.” As well, the company is promising bush with every purchase ‚Äî that is, they promise to plant a willow bush and will enclose a “planting certificate” with each order. The ECO Dildo is clearly being marketed to women and hetero couples, but Gays with limited experience handling the real thing can at least earn some green karma points and give themselves fuel for happy hour jokes for a few months. There is actually an entire line of ECO Dildos ‚Äî nine different models in all. Unfortunately, because Blissbox is based in The Netherlands, there are some issues with mailing product to the United States. But you can email them to work out the kinks (so to speak). [Photo ¬© Pink News.]


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6 Comments so far

  1. Sinu' on July 1, 2008 9:12 am

    Where will the willow bush be planted in a Dutch dike?

  2. Sinu' on July 1, 2008 9:12 am

    Where will the willow bush be planted in a Dutch dike?

  3. Treasure Island Fan on July 1, 2008 5:57 pm

    I like the idea in theory, but a wooden dildo just doesn’t have enough give, sorry. But, hey, I’d buy one just as a conversation piece!

  4. Treasure Island Fan on July 1, 2008 5:57 pm

    P.S. Sinu, that “dutch dike” joke was hilarious

  5. Sinu' on July 2, 2008 12:47 am

    Thanks Treasure Island – I do have my moments!

  6. Sinu' on July 2, 2008 12:47 am

    Thanks Treasure Island – I do have my moments!

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