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French Conn Whips Up Scented Enemas

September 2, 2008 | 4 Comments

Press Release Roundup: Back in May we wrote about Butt Pirate (CLICK HERE), an “intimate deodorant” developed by Christopher Hull, CEO of distributors The French Connection. It’s now available via Amazon.com (CLICK HERE). The disposable enema is designed to lend a more pleasing aroma to your back door. It is “naturally antibiotic and microbial, and vegan-friendly” (good to know) and available in Vanilla, Strawberry and Chocolate scents. (That last one could be problematic, but let’s not go there.) “It deodorizes, safely evacuates,” says the French Connection press release, “and leaves you ready for light to extreme butt play!” I’m not opposed to the idea in theory. Thoughts?


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  1. Sinu' on September 2, 2008 10:35 am

    Wouldn’t the name ‘French Letter’ be a good scent?

  2. Sinu' on September 2, 2008 10:35 am

    Wouldn’t the name ‘French Letter’ be a good scent?

  3. Anonymous on September 3, 2008 5:48 pm

    Call me crazy, but I am actually intrigued by this. And I love that you can order it through Amazon. Wonder what their minimum wage workers might be thinking as orders for this stuff comes thru!!

  4. NSFG on September 3, 2008 7:10 pm

    While I thought it the most innovative product to debut in 2008, and we feature it in our store window display, we have yet to sell a single one in two weeks.

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