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Yowza! Sexy Speedo Instructional Video

October 6, 2008 | 4 Comments

This item isn’t porn related, but I couldn’t resist. It’s an instructional video produced by Speedo‚Ñ¢ that demonstrates the proper method for slipping into those high-tech, skintight bodysuits worn by swimmers at the Olympics. First of all, the gorgeous model could have fallen from a Twink Tree in the Bel Ami orchards. But wait until about the 3:43 mark; woo-hoo, it’s erotic. And that slow-and-sultry Twin Peaks musical score? Perfection.


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4 Comments so far

  1. Will on October 6, 2008 4:08 pm

    “The suit should fit well into the crotch.”

    “Check that you can bend over. . .”

    That copywriter needs to take a cold shower!

  2. Sinu' on October 7, 2008 5:36 am

    The video was amusing in the sense of ‘what to do’ and ‘not what to do’, plus the help of 2 assistants if needed plus time.

    Presumably the model should have been nude for ease and less heat?

    Pity its not in an assortment of colours as nude pink would have gone down a bomb!

  3. Sinu' on October 7, 2008 5:36 am

    The video was amusing in the sense of ‘what to do’ and ‘not what to do’, plus the help of 2 assistants if needed plus time.

    Presumably the model should have been nude for ease and less heat?

    Pity its not in an assortment of colours as nude pink would have gone down a bomb!

  4. Victor on October 7, 2008 8:31 am

    Do you remember the instructional cassettes (yes, cassettes!)for the Bowflex with that superhot guy who looked like Jeff Styker’s sexier brother. THAT was hot.

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