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Miklos, Pitt, Capra Snag Escort Awards
March 23, 2009 | 5 Comments
[Edits: 2:25pm; 03/26/09, 12:55pm.] Awards! Gimme more awards! The 3rd Annual International Escort Awards — a/k/a The Hookies — were held this past Friday, March 20, at Splash Bar & Lounge in New York City. Quite a few of our boys were among the nominees (CLICK HERE for our previous story). It’s been almost three days and the official website hasn’t updated yet (as of post time), so here are the winners from GayPornLand: long-donged studpup Diesel Washington snagged Best Escort Website, while Biggest Dick and Best Ass went to Barrett Long and the too-rarely-seen Cory Koons, respectively. Those awards refer to their lush physical attributes, and not their personal comportment. Cutie-pie blondine Jason Pitt won Best Newcomer, Rafael Alencar (billed as “Brazilian Top”) snagged Best Top, Kaleb Scott earned Best Fetish Escort — note to self: Does he have a specialty, or is this general-field sort of award? — and hunka-dunk Arpad Miklos tied for Sexiest Escort. Nick Capra won for Best Porn Star Escort, and promoter Brandon Baker was given a Lifetime Achievement Award. Mr. Baker is a couple decades away from being within the age range that such an award is typically bestowed, so that’s quite an honor.
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Best ass went to long? Koons must be so honored to tie with that…not.
No, Ass_Pennies, Koons got the award. Look up “respectively.”
lol, thanks, I’ll do that. But biggest dick hardly seems like a compliment.
I would assume that Kaleb Scott’s specialty is watersports….judging by his video career and his XTube postings.
Kaleb Scott winning Best Fetish Escort reminds me of some great lines from Mel Brooks History of the World pt 1 (and I am STILL WAITING for pt2!)
Count de Monet: Piss Boy Come Here Piss Boy!
Bearnaise: Pardon! Pardon! Pardon!
Count de Monet: Yes?
Bearnaise: You are pissing on my shoe.
Count de Monet: [to the piss boy] Wait for the shake!