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robert_pattinson_cannes09The grapevine is having a bit of a chuckle over the news that vampire-twink Robert Pattinson is joining Bel Ami. Wait, what…?! Variety.com is reporting today that he is set to anchor a film adaptation of the Guy de Maupassant novel “Bel-Ami,” first published in 1885, and whose main character is named “Georges Duroy.” Ring any bells? Mr. Pattinson will play “a totally amoral character” for director Declan Donnellan. Ah, well, we can always fantasize. Who among the actual Bel Ami’s current crop would make a good sexual partner for Mr. Pattinson? He’s a bottom, don’t you think?
[Image by John Shearer © WireImage.]


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24 Comments so far

  1. PornFan on May 20, 2009 3:20 pm

    LOL@”vampire twink”!!

    Luke Hammill makes anyone look good.

  2. Tim & Dan on May 20, 2009 3:40 pm

    Brandon Manilow, plzzzzzzz! If not him, then Joey Amis!

  3. Will on May 20, 2009 4:26 pm

    Yes he’s a bottom. Or his character Salvador Dali was anyway, apparently. It’s hard to tell for sure. Oh hell, who cares, just watch this. You’re welcome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoFtAqTgHPI

  4. Jesus_Mary on May 20, 2009 6:40 pm

    Well, if its Bel Ami you can be sure the sex will be robotic and the smiles forced…

  5. Cali Guy on May 20, 2009 9:37 pm

    LOL at the comments. He is totally a bottom, even if he’s straight. He’s supposedly dating the girl who plays Bella but doesn’t she strike you as dykey?

    I don’t know any new Bel Ami guyz but you would have to bring Lukas himself back if Robert Pattinson “joined” bel ami, don’t you think??

  6. Sinu' on May 21, 2009 1:40 am

    I think the French novelist will turn over in his grave!

  7. droughtquake on May 21, 2009 4:46 am

    @Sinu’: ‘I think the French novelist will turn over in his grave!”

    I thought we all agreed that Pattinson was the bottom!

  8. Reno on May 21, 2009 12:11 pm

    Agreed, Lukas Ridgeston to fuck Robert Pattinson or nobody! HAS to be him! Although I would take Dano Sulik in a pinch.

    LOL @ “vampire twink” !!

  9. Sinu' on May 22, 2009 1:09 am

    droughtquake

    Ah, but once a stiff always a stiff!

  10. Will on June 5, 2009 7:59 pm

    That link I posted above is outdated. Here’s a new one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdL3FECEQQU

  11. Michael* on June 15, 2009 7:37 pm

    Top or bottom? I think he’s a side. Nice and versatile.

    M*

  12. Yogin on June 23, 2009 3:38 am

    eww. that pattinson guy is ugly!

  13. Anonymous on June 26, 2009 9:09 am

    He has a pretty smile in some photos and being so skinny he looks good in clothes but I just don’t get it. I’d def. watch him get fucked by Luke Hammill or Sebastian Bonnet if you can make that happen, JC……

  14. Will G on August 7, 2009 4:57 pm

    YouTube yanked that video AGAIN, dammit! So here’s a new link. (I’ll keep doing this as long as they get yanked and reposted.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhLcBmEGhRw

  15. Robsten on September 9, 2009 2:24 pm

    ROB IS NOT GAY………

  16. Anonymous on September 9, 2009 4:01 pm

    What is this??? I don’t understand? Rob Pattinson is not gay! What is this about?!!

  17. Anonymous on September 9, 2009 4:02 pm

    And P.S. ROB IS BEAUTIFUL MAN!!! HE IS NOT UGLY!!

  18. Cullen Boys on September 9, 2009 4:22 pm

    Let me get it through your thick heads, alright? ROB PATTINSON IS NOT GAY! Never was, never will be a homo. GOT IT? Have you little laughs, call him ugly. I hope you can sleep at night. HE IS NOT A FUCKING HOMO. Now excuse me while I go take a shower.

  19. Rob on September 10, 2009 9:57 am

    What site is this?? Why do you say these things? ROB IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!! Do you enjoy saying these thing? What kind of life do you run anyway!

  20. FUCK OFF on September 11, 2009 6:21 pm

    What kind of wbe site is this??? ROB IS NOT GAY YOU HOMOS

  21. PornFan on September 11, 2009 6:25 pm

    Fuck, JC what did you do to these people??

  22. Manny E on November 16, 2009 5:04 pm

    FUCK OFF asked: “What kind of site is this?”

    Answer: “The banner said ‘GAY PORN TIMES’but in Old English font so you probably didn’t get it. In a site like this, we speculate about the porn-qoutient of ANY guy we fancy, gay AND straight. Robert Pattinson is beautiful, but he’s too skinny. When I imagine him naked I see ribs. Turn off.

  23. Ashley on January 6, 2010 11:29 pm

    I dont think Robert is gay!!! Or at least I hope not!!! And if he was I think he would be bottom!!! He dont look dominating!!! But I could dominate him!!! LMAO!!!

  24. uberVU - social comments on January 28, 2010 11:01 pm

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by GPTimes: One silly item about Robert Pattinson “joining” @belamionline and, whoa, thousands of hits just this week alone: http://tinyurl.com/npnjsg…

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