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Tantus Markets Vampire-Inspired Dildo
September 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Press Release Roundup: Adult novelty manufacturer Tantus has introduced The Vamp, a dildo inspired by the characteristics inherent in the undead heartthrobs of a certain popular series of books and films — specifically “a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon’s soft glow,” a company rep said, as well as a glittery cast that sparkles in the sunlight. “Who doesn’t love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes the Vamp,” the rep said. “We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.” You can also pop it into the fridge for a spell and the Vamp — which went on sale this week — will retain its coldness for that extra bit of undead verisimilitude.
