Quotable: “Masturbation is a preventive measure against mass murder. If suddenly tomorrow we couldn’t masturbate, the whole planet would be stabbing each other to death. Part of the new wedding vows should be, ‘And you have free rein to think about whatever you want when you jerk off. There’s your playground. Go.'”
Patton Oswalt (b. 1969), comedian and actor.
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