Quotable: “Lord, grant me chastity and continence, but not yet.” — St. Augustine of Hippo (354-430), philosopher and theologian. [Hey! Many more quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.” — Jane Austen (1775-1817), novelist. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.” — Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), author and aphorist. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “A really hard laugh is like sex — one of the ultimate diversions of existence.” — Jerry Seinfeld, (b. 1954), comedian. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.” — Angela Lambert (1940-2007), author and critic. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “It’s not the men in my life that counts — it’s the life in my men.” — Mae West (1893-1980), performer, playwright and provocateur. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “It is the function of vice to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.” — Samuel Butler (1835-1902), novelist. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Everybody feels a little bit ridiculous in pursuit of sex, feels a little ridiculous in the moment, and feels a little ridiculous right after. We need the release. Sex kind of brings us all low, makes fools of us all and we need to laugh about it.” — Dan Savage (b. 1964), activist, author […]

Quotable: “All fashionable vices pass for virtues.” — Molière (1622-1673), playwright. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: Bawdy

September 4, 2017 | Leave a Comment

Quotable: “It’s a bawdy planet.” — William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Winter’s Tale. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Masturbation is a preventive measure against mass murder. If suddenly tomorrow we couldn’t masturbate, the whole planet would be stabbing each other to death. Part of the new wedding vows should be, ‘And you have free rein to think about whatever you want when you jerk off. There’s your playground. Go.’” — Patton Oswalt […]

Quotable: “There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. — Mark Twain (1835-1910), himself. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Macho does not prove mucho.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor (1917-2016), diva. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Incidentally, there’s no shame in being a pervert.” — Louis Peitzman, writer, blogger and commentator. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Sex is on the minds of most people, especially those who shouldn’t be having it.” — William Glasser (1925-2013), psychiatrist. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought: This is going to make me rich.” — Chuck Palahniuk (b. 1962), author and journalist. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.” — Alexander Woollcott (1887-1943), critic, author and wit. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.” — George Carlin (1937-2008), comedian and satirist. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.” — Frank Lloyd Wright (1867-1959), architect and designer. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

Quotable: “Literature is all, or mostly, about sex.” — Anthony Burgess (1917-1993), author, composer and critic. [More quotables in the digital version of Filthy Remarks for under a buck: CLICK HERE.]

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