Apr
27
Quotable: Forget It
April 27, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget it.”
— Chuck Palahniuk (b. 1962), author.
Apr
26
Quotable: Fruit Salad
April 26, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Best part about strawberry-kiwi lube: My dildo now smells like a delightful fruit salad.”
— Performer Jeremy Feist via Twitter.
Apr
25
Quotable: Digging for Change
April 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Whenever I watch fisting, it looks like someone digging for change in a couch.”
— Alec Mapa (b. 1965), comedian and actor.
Apr
24
Quotable: Starving
April 24, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “It’s so difficult to break into the legitimate entertainment industry—there’s so much competition. Plus, the average actor who belongs to the Screen Actors Guild makes less than $10,000 a year. I can make far, far more than that doing what I’m doing. I think if I was a legit actor I’d probably be one of those many starving legit actors. I’m certainly not starving now.”
— Michael Brawn (via Ed Karvoski Jr.) (Mr. Brawn later became a successful voiceover actor.)
See also:
* “Quotable: The First Time“
[Image © Falcon Studios.]
Apr
23
Quotable: Everything in the World
April 23, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
— Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), author, icon.
Apr
21
Quotable: Busy
April 21, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy—or vice versa.”
— Dorothy Parker (1893-1967), writer and wit.
Apr
19
Quotable: Enormous
April 19, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “I live [for] shooting scenes where I bottom for hours for a guy with an enormous dick, because the next week I feel like I can do anything.”
— Conner Habib (via Twitter).
Apr
17
Quotable: Time Out
April 17, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.”
— Mason Cooley (1927-2002), author and aphorist.
Apr
16
Quotable: Just Slutty
April 16, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “I was like, ‘Am I gay? Am I straight?’ And I realized, I’m just slutty. Where’s my parade!?”
— Margaret Cho (b. 1968), comedian and activist.
Apr
14
Quotable: Sex and a Cocktail
April 14, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to about the same thing.”
— D.H. Lawrence (1885-1930), author.
Apr
13
Quotable: Making Kittens
April 13, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
— Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), 16th U.S. President.
Apr
12
Quotable: Sophisticated Persons
April 12, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Sophisticated persons masturbate without compunction. They do it for reasons of health, privacy, thrift and because of the remarkable perfection of invisible partners.”
— P.J. O’Rourke (b. 1947), satirist.
Apr
11
Quotable: Watch Their Face
April 11, 2012 | 3 Comments
Quotable: “While having sex, I like to watch my partner’s face. Watching their faces gets me off big time. You watch their face and you see them really getting off on what you’re doing to them. That’s how you find out if you’re a good lover.”
— Vince Rockland (b. 1973), adult film performer.
See also:
* “Quotable: Everyone is Bi“
[Image © Falcon Studios.]
Apr
10
Quotable: Men Who Have a Future
April 10, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”
— Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), author, wit and icon.
Apr
9
Quotable: Sex and Marriage
April 9, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Don’t marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.”
— William Glasser (b. 1925), psychiatrist.
Apr
7
Quotable: Macho
April 7, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “Macho does not prove mucho.”
— Zsa Zsa Gabor (b. 1917), herself.
Apr
6
Quotable: Shaving Pubes
April 6, 2012 | 3 Comments
Quotable: “OK guys who do gay porn, I don’t care if you’re gay, straight or whatever, stop, I repeat, stop shaving your fucking pubes off! Thank you.”
— Directrix Chi Chi LaRue‘s impassioned Twitter plea last night.
Apr
5
Quotable: Simple and Dirty
April 5, 2012 | 1 Comment
Quotable: “I’m a simple dirty girl who loves a good steak, a good fuck, and to make people laugh. Number one is to make people laugh. Then a good steak, then a good fuck. Interview any famous conductor at Carnegie Hall, and they’d say the same thing. They’d like a good pointer or some good sheet music and a good fuck.”
— Kathy Griffin (b. 1950), comedian.
Apr
4
Quotable: Offended
April 4, 2012 | 2 Comments
Quotable: “Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.”
— Ricky Gevais (b. 1961), satirist and filmmaker.
Apr
3
Quotable: The Timelessness of Orgasms
April 3, 2012 | Leave a Comment
Quotable: “An orgasm joins you to the past. Its timelessness becomes the brotherhood; the brethren are lovers; they extend the ‘family.’ I share that sexuality. It was then, is now and will be in the future.”
— Derek Jarman (1942-1994), artist and filmmaker.
